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anwserman
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« on: December 08, 2002, 10:13:32 PM »

1. Going out on a date means downloading a new desktop dancer for your computer
2. Instead of saying erase you say delete
3. You look forward to going on the computer not the day you are going to go on, but rather a couple days ahead of time.
4. Getting things patched turns you on
5. Getting a new computer program/video games gives you more excitement then your girl/boyfriend during the middle of the night (heh heh)
6. You spend more time maintaining your computer then yourself
7. Instead of calling friends on the phone you message them using MSN or the like
8. Listening to the radio means listening to the internet radio
9. You watch TV on your computer by using your nifty $500 graphic card
10. Look back at #1 - Who needs friends when you can have 20 dancing women on your screen at a time?

-Jeff  :wink:
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2002, 01:19:05 PM »

1. When your idea of food is Coca-Cola or Coffee.
2. When you think that Instant Messenger is the ONLY way to talk to people.
3. When you start tp think in code.
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2002, 02:01:17 PM »

When you need to have sex with your partner because your cable went down and dialup isn't fast enough to download new movies.
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2002, 02:07:34 PM »

1. You think jokes like this are funny.

Sorry couldn't resist.  :twisted:
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2002, 03:06:14 PM »

Quote from: "stodge"
1. You think jokes like this are funny.

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...........d'oh!  :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2002, 03:20:17 PM »

Quote from: "anwserman"
2. Instead of saying erase you say delete
6. You spend more time maintaining your computer then yourself
7. Instead of calling friends on the phone you message them using MSN or the like
8. Listening to the radio means listening to the internet radio


Rats, guilty.  :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2002, 06:09:53 PM »

when a piece of code works and you get such a rush from it.

or when the mrs tells you are!!!!
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